What is the main feature of your personality?
Grade “A” badass
Your biggest fault?
I have been known to trifle. Such as, being a big baby when i have a bad night at polo
Your weakness?
Asian women
Your strenght?
Caring about others. Not caring about money.
Your favourite occupation?
Shitty kitchen job at bryce canyon national park. Can’t beat the view
Your favourite bike?
My surly karate monkey
Your bike setup?
Cannondale 26″
What do you cherish most?
Dauphin Island, AL
Your dream of happiness?
Owning a goat. World travel.
Your main fear?
Materialistic people
Your ideal partner of games?
Someone to compensate for all my mistakes. Tina Medley
Your ideal opponent?
I like people who play rough
Your polo dream?
Polo girlfriend
Your first memory of childhood?
Being afraid of this old mans hearing aid
Which one of your toys did you love the most?
Ninja turtles
The worst tragedy?
My Mom getting sick
What would you like to be?
Featured on mister mort
Where would you like to live?
Maybe in a house that i built with my own hands
Which quality do you prefer in a man?
Firm handshake, eye contact, and a loud laugh
And in a woman?
A 5′-4″, half Korean woman with a huge heart and looks to die for.
Your favourite animal?
Amber, a whitetail deer
What is the object you feel the most attached to?
My tools
Your idol?
Woody Guthrie
Which films do you love?
Who is bozo texino?
Which song best represents you?
‘Big Sur’ by Mason Jennings
Your favourite drink?
cheap beer
And your favourite food?
vegetables on bread
How would you like to die?
Being eaten by something bigger than me, you know, circle of life and shit
How would you like to be remembered?
Delicious
What you like to leave to posterity?
Nutrients in the ground
What kind of society would you like to see one day?
One dreamt up by a crust band. i.e. equality, animal liberation, equal treatment of women, the end to all greed. but perhaps one featuring brighter color clothing.